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Joey’s Random RAW Thoughts (1.31.11)

I’m going to keep these on a same night, within 24 hours basis starting tonight. So let’s get ready to be random!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM! Love ya

Ok so I was a little ahead of the curve on my prediction for a live mariachi band at Wrestlemania. Perhaps I will get my wish of Los Lobos playing Alberto Del Rio to the ring in Atlanta.

LOVE the fact that they referenced the fact that Alberto injured Christian on television. That gets me all ready to go for a Del Rio/Edge match at Mania. Perhaps that action will come back to haunt ADR on the biggest stage in the world.

So did I hear that right that there will be a one on one WWE title match at the Elimination Chamber PPV?! So now we are going back to having a #1 contender chamber match…..OK! I’m in. This also means possibly that Edge WILL have to defend his title inside the chamber. Changing it up like that actually gives way more credence to the Royal Rumble match once again.

Once again the team of Kozlov & Santino surprise me. Don’t get me wrong, I love this team but I really thought they were going to put the tag straps on the Nexus team of Husky Harris & Michael McGilliogiggity.

Aw man!!!! Why oh why oh why oh why couldn’t Orton have kicked Mason Ryan in the head instead?!
Or even Michael if it would help wake him up and become interesting.

I am so on board with giving Jerry “The King” Lawler his long overdue Wrestlemania match it’s not even funny…..just like Cole.

…..and is that not the best straight punch you’ve seen on TV in awhile? Down goes Teddy! Down goes Teddy! That one hurt his brother and his daddy and his mother and his dog

So is that The Undertaker or Jacob? You know what that’s a little too obvious I gotta say so let’s say it’s not for now because by my calculations, 2.21.11 is on a Monday. Yeah I know it’s Wrestlemania season and anyone can be on any show but I just hope I’m surprised is all.

So is Tyson Kidd having the worst week or what? Microwave match! And I can remember when it looked like he was going to get a legit shot at the US title.

Alright so they could actually have the King win tonight and it make sense. First King gets the Miz at the Chamber, Cole costs him the match yet again. Then, because of this the GM lifts the ban on King beating up Cole and then King’s match at Wrestlemania is against the biggest heel in the company, Michael Cole! See this isn’t so hard to write.

How can you not be entertained by Cena? “You can do it!”

Oh yeah and this is not the first time there has been a Royal Rumble-esque match on Raw. In 1999 there was the Corporate Battle Royal with Vince, Boss Man, Ken Shamrock etc. against DX. This was the match that caused Chyna to be in the Rumble and draw #30 because she threw the previous #30 (Vince McMahon) over the top rope.

Biggest Heels in WWE in order #1. Michael Cole #2. Vickie Guerrero & #3 – Lay-Cool

Cheers to Layla though for busting out the Diamond Dust finisher (or as she calls it ‘the facelift‘) because that is one of my favorite moves in the world. First time I saw it was by the ridiculously great Masato Tanaka. Let’s break up Laycool now shall we?

I’m enjoying watching this show and what do you give me? A dance off…….between Mark Henry, Khali and the Usos……….egads

Ok so Lawler HAS to win this……..

John Morrison is not of this earth!
YES YES YES!!!!! LAWLER WINS! LAWLER WINS! Where’s J.R. when you need him? (or even Joey Styles during the Gail Kim/Bellas incident)

This is perfect and what a ballsy and classy move by Vince and Co. Lawler is finally getting the respect as a wrestler that he deserves. Yeah I know he won’t win but that’s not the point. The point is he HAS to go to Wrestlemania now because it makes sense now plus it may be against Cole. That will be ‘worth the drive’ just for that my friends.

…….And to all a good night

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! *fade*